What's your favorite uninspirational quote?

It's okay to have low self-esteem if everything you do is wrong.

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg

If you can keep your head whilst all those around you are panicking, you probably have misread the situation.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

"Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper." -The X-Files

"All you have to do is put all other concerns aside and your fondest desire will come true. Unfortunately, 'all other concerns' includes your health, financial well-being, interpersonal relationships, and often any inkling of why you had this desire in the first place. Good luck!" -Jack Terricloth

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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