What am I doing with my life.

...peeing with a hard-on looks hilariously difficult.

Not really, its more of a geometry problem. Pretend the floor and wall behind the toilet are two perpendicular planes. You then make contact with these planes using your hands and feet forming a triangle. Now what you want to do, is bisect the the triangle you have made using your dick. Of course you must imagine the toilet as a point mass at the origin of the coordinate system but you get the point...
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I just read a paragraph long comment about the logistics of pissing with a boner. What am I doing with my life.