Your life is as worthless as the broken condom you owe it to.

You'd get more pussy, if you fucked yourself.


You know, the average female breast weighs about 3 pounds. Do you know what a pussy wieghs? (When they answer in the negative respond with)
Why don't you step on a scale and find out?

Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.


I'd call you a cunt, but you lack both the warmth and depth...although you have the smell