You make me feel so good about my life right now. Thank you.

i have no job, no car, no gf
its 4am, sitting in my parents basement
my fingers are now permanent orange from the cheetos, and so is my wang (dont ask)
and dont you hate it when you step in a puddle of cum, then step in leftover dry ramen on the floor
if you let this shit dry, its impossible to get off. like instant liquid cement
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hello