Once upon a time, there was a man named Goldicock


whose dick was neither way too big, nor small enough to mock.

Yet every night, a different woman told him it felt wrong;

they left him all alone and sad, betrayed by his own dong.



One ex-girlfriend laughed at him, and called him "little dick,"

another one complained it was uncomfortably thick.

Goldicock was so confused; it made no sense at all!

How could one dick be too big, yet also much too small?



But finally, he banged a chick who said it felt just right,

and Goldicock learned something grand while fucking her that night:

Vaginas come in many sizes, different from each other!

And that concludes the story, kids, of how I met your mother.