These two guys are hanging at the water cooler at work. The first guy says, "Oh my gosh, I had the most embarrassing Freudian slip this morning. I went to the train station this morning at the girl at the ticket counter was so beautiful I accidentally told her I wanted two pickets to Titsburg."




The second guy responds, "I know what you mean. I had a similar thing happen to me with my wife over breakfast. I meant to ask her to pass the jam but instead I said,BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"