You are so cute, baby seals and puppy dogs send each other postcards of YOU.

You make me want to cheat on you with you.

If my children turn out to be like you, I will know the definition of pride.

"I wish we weren't already married so I could marry you again."

When I'm wanking to Emma Watson, I'm really thinking about you...

when god created you, he was showing off.

If a bakery sold cupcakes as sweet as you, they'd sell out of them every day.